Fathers Day Poems Funny
These Fathers Day poems funny and serious (see this page of more serious Fathers Day poetry) can be great for funny, scrapbook pages, and both store bought and handmade Father's Day cards.
You might not be ...
You might not be
the world’s most amazing Dad,
with the most athletic build,
the largest barbecue grill,
and the best home theater in the universe,
and the best role model
a child could ask for—
but I doubt it!
Happy Father's Day from Your DogThank you for grabbing the leash
and taking me for a walk,
and letting me sniff all the smells
there are around the block,
and after doing my business,
reaching down to stoop,
with a shiny plastic bag
to pick up my poop,
for filling my very own bowls
with water and my food,
and adding a little extra treat,
to sweeten my mood,
and for all those signs of care
you always think of,
I thank you so much, Papa,
For all of your love.
A Dad with PatienceFor a father who never turned the car around,
even after I made another sound,
who always made me have fun at the park
even if it rained like Noah’s ark,
who never made me move to an inn
no matter how much of a pain I’d been,
and who always made time for me,
which taught me the kind of man to be.
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