Funny Birthday Sayings
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. ~Robert Frost.
There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. ~Robert Southey.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz.
Men, like peaches and pears, grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
I have everything I had twenty years ago, only its all a little bit lower. ~Gypsy Rose Lee
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. ~Satchel Paige
Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. Its more often a succession of jerks. ~Jean Rhys
We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock. ~Dave Allen
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. ~Robert Orben.
If I were younger, I'd know more. ~James Barrie
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni.
We do not count a man's years until he has nothing else to count. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball
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