Funny Birthday Sayings

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• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~Robert Frost.

• Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane.

• Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. ~Robert Frost.

• There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn.

• Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. ~Robert Southey.

• Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz.

• Men, like peaches and pears, grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

• I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it’s all a little bit lower. ~Gypsy Rose Lee

• Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. ~Satchel Paige

• Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It’s more often a succession of jerks. ~Jean Rhys

• We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock. ~Dave Allen

• The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. ~Robert Orben.

• If I were younger, I'd know more. ~James Barrie

• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni.

• We do not count a man's years until he has nothing else to count. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball

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