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Funny Christmas Cards

Enjoy these Funny Christmas cards! More cards added all the time.

There are funny Christmas quotes below for you to use to make your blank, holiday cards funny, too. Happy Holidays!






Funny Christmas Quotes

• Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. ~Anonymous

• Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. ~Victor Borge

• Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~Johnny Carson• I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." ~ Bernard Manning

• Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." ~Phyllis Diller

• Every Christmas Eve, when I heard my father loudly swearing, my heart would pound in my chest. I knew something needed assembly. ~Christy Murphy

• Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you''re home. ~Carol Nelson

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