Funny Christmas Cards
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Funny Christmas Quotes
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. ~Anonymous
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. ~Victor Borge
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~Johnny Carson I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." ~ Bernard Manning
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." ~Phyllis Diller
Every Christmas Eve, when I heard my father loudly swearing, my heart would pound in my chest. I knew something needed assembly. ~Christy Murphy
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you''re home. ~Carol Nelson
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