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Funny Christmas CardsThere are also funny Christmas quotes below for you to use to make your blank, holiday cards funny, too. I made these three funny cards. My good friend and artist, Darwin Lee drew these photos for me, and then I uploaded them to the Zazzle website. You can buy one of these or make your own, too. Funny Christmas Quotes• Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. ~Anonymous • Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. ~Victor Borge • Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ~Johnny Carson• I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included." ~ Bernard Manning • Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day." ~Phyllis Diller • Every Christmas Eve, when I heard my father loudly swearing, my heart would pound in my chest. I knew something needed assembly. ~Christy Murphy • Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you''re home. ~Carol Nelson • I love going home for the holidays. It's nice to visit Ground Zero of my mental illness. ~Cathyrn Michon Exit Funny Christmas Cards and |
