Funny Mothers Day Cards
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A Few Mother's Day Jokes
A Little Help
My husband, Carl, and I incurred some problems while setting up our computer. She my husband called the help desk. When, the help desk agent on the phone started to talk to Carl in computer jargon, he was even more confused then ever.
“Sir,” my husband politely said, “Can you tell it to like you were talking to e a four-year-old?”
"Sure," said the help desk guy. "Can you put your Mommy on the phone?"
On Second Thought
Little Johnny knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "Can Bobby come out to play?"
"No," said Bobby's mom. "It's too cold."
"Oh," said Johnny and then he thought for a moment. "Then, can his football come out to play?"
It's Closer than the Stork
For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day, the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event. The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?" Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
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